The Tale of Two Kevins

Here is the Tale of Two Kevins:




once upon a time there were two Kevins
They both looked up to the Heavens
They both counted stars up to sevens
while they looked up to the Heavens
then came along an Evans
he said, "Hey, why are you all looking at the Heavens?"
"I don't know" said the Kevins
"We thought we'd sit here and count to sevens"
"Well, I'm leaving. This is stupid" said the Evans
this is the story of the two Kevins
who looked up into the Heavens